In the meantime...here are the 5 things:
- Loose knicker elastic and riding bikes on cobbled stones is a bad combination.
- A person of a certain persuasion can run a lot further and faster if travelling behind a squadron of French firemen out jogging in their very short shorts.
- The size of most Parisian dogs is not commensurate with the size of most Parisian dog poop.
- Smoking is still grown up and clever.
- There is no such thing as a bad baguette.