This afternoon myself and my lovely ginger husband are going camping. This may be the last time you ever hear me refer to him as "lovely" considering it was not a word I used during our test erection of the new tent. The man at Tent World told us the Lakeside Extended would only take 15 minutes to put up but he failed to take into account that my sensitive other half would be attacked by giant killer mosquitoes only five minutes into it and have to abandon the task to drive to the pharmacy to buy bug spray and antihistamines, thus adding an hour to the proceedings. The giant killer mosquitoes were not in the wild, by the way. They were in a friend's backyard in suburban Auckland.