We all know that getting older is not for the faint of heart but the number of lotions and potions currently required to keep all my bits and pieces correctly attached and in tip top order is getting ridiculous. I can't keep track. Last year I decanted some of my lotions into little bottles before I went on a long trip and had been away for two weeks before I realized I was conditioning my legs and moisturizing my hair. This did nothing for either. Then yesterday I discovered I had been putting eye cream on my decolletage and decolletage cream on my eyes. Now I have black rings under everything.